so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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poop nuff said

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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