- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

Robin, get in the car!

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Adele walks into the stables

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

knock knock come in!

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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