- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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