Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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9/11.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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Hahaha

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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