You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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