what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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My parents have an open marriage.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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