What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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