- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

He walked in a bar

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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