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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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