Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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Women's rights

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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