Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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How are cars made? By magic.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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This is an anti joke

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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kevin kim

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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