- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

What can make you pee? Liquid

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

Elizabeth Warren

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

No thank you, I don't like violence

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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