Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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