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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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