whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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lipstick pig

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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