- Anti Joke

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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