Penis

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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