Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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