What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Why did the

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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Anti Joke

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