Guess what. Chicken butt.

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

A Fat Kenyan

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

JUST KIDDING^

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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