Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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A black man is setting up contingency measures of protection in his personal place of residence when all of a sudden, several warning alarms sound and a few specialized people with red "combating" devices who were alerted by the blatant scenerio unfolding before them were moving quickly in order to match previously stipulated criteria of value. The black man and his family were partaking in a monthly fire drill unfolding in their own house since they were extremely responsible, law-abiding citizens of the city they were located in that required various kinds ofl saftey precautions to be taken so to mitigate the serious chance that people might be hurt by preventable, residential distasters.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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