- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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