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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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