- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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