I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

How long is a china man?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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