Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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Adele walks into the stables

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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