- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Republicans

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

u suck

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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