whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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