Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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