A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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Cheese stick

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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