- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

Carrot fingers

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Gangnam style

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Do your parents know you're gay?

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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