There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

He walked in a bar

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

So, same time tomorrow then?

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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