Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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u suck

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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Republicans

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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