Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Do you love me? No.

your mother

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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