what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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