- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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