How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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A 8 year old kid and his dad are having quality time at the park,and relax at a nearby picnic bench after a thrilling game of tag."I love you." says the son. The father about to respond,promptly gets shot by 3 stray military issue assault rifle bullets that came from a heated dispute about a stolen car that got way out of hand. He dies,and the kid ran crying a long distance away. After he gets himself in a dark alley with nobody else around he laughs,and mutters "The plan went perfectly!" He pulls out a detonator and presses it. The White House,Washington Monument,and several nuclear power plants across the continental United States blow up,killing millions of people.The child,also in possession of nuclear bombs, holds the entire world hostage and becomes ruler of the entire planet Earth. Fin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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