- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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