knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

God. God.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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