A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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A black man is setting up contingency measures of protection in his personal place of residence when all of a sudden, several warning alarms sound and a few specialized people with red "combating" devices who were alerted by the blatant scenerio unfolding before them were moving quickly in order to match previously stipulated criteria of value. The black man and his family were partaking in a monthly fire drill unfolding in their own house since they were extremely responsible, law-abiding citizens of the city they were located in that required various kinds ofl saftey precautions to be taken so to mitigate the serious chance that people might be hurt by preventable, residential distasters.

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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