- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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