What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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Adele walks into the stables

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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