Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

Whats the difference between a frog?

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

knock, knock whos there child molestor

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

guess what what that wasnt it

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

whats polish and black a polish black person

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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