- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Will nearis is here! Get it

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Knock Knock. Go Away!

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Wait what? I did not type that!

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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