- Anti Joke

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

whats white and pointless? chalk.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

PENIS

A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance cocvered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being deined coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be covered." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

A black man is setting up contingency measures of protection in his personal place of residence when all of a sudden, several warning alarms sound and a few specialized people with red "combating" devices who were alerted by the blatant scenerio unfolding before them were moving quickly in order to match previously stipulated criteria of value. The black man and his family were partaking in a monthly fire drill unfolding in their own house since they were extremely responsible, law-abiding citizens of the city they were located in that required various kinds ofl saftey precautions to be taken so to mitigate the serious chance that people might be hurt by preventable, residential distasters.

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper