What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

u suck

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

Obama getting elected in 2012.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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