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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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