- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

This is a joke setup.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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