Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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