Hillary Clinton

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

thumb_up thumb_down +7

its all aodhan

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

thumb_up thumb_down +7

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Hi

thumb_up thumb_down +7

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

thumb_up thumb_down +7

There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops