- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

haha. i got blocked too!!!!

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

identical jokes get different votes.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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