Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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its all aodhan

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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Because she has down's syndrome

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