whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

your social life.

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

An Asian man fails a math test

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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