- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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