roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Woman's Rights

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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I'm sn otter

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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Republicans

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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