- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

Knock Knock Come in.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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