There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

My parents have an open marriage.

Women's rights

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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