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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Women's rights

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

Obama

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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