- Anti Joke

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Do you love me? No.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.