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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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