Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Gorden Brown.

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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