why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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How long is a china man?

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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