- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

these are shit

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

im watching you..

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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