Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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Anti Joke

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