What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

thumb_up thumb_down

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

thumb_up thumb_down

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

thumb_up thumb_down

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

thumb_up thumb_down

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

thumb_up thumb_down

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

thumb_up thumb_down

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

thumb_up thumb_down

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

thumb_up thumb_down

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

thumb_up thumb_down

A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

thumb_up thumb_down

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

thumb_up thumb_down

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

thumb_up thumb_down

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

thumb_up thumb_down

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops