- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

a horse walks into a blender ow

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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