why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Knock Knock Come in.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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