What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

My parents have an open marriage.

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

Women's rights

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

what happens every day? People die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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