Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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